FALCON WILES

potato-file.

autocorrect activist.

bass player.

road rager.

impromptu headstander.

master at making things weird.

bird for hire.

Director’s note

Despite a cabbage patch doll that forgot her lines and a director that pronounced action as “achen,” I prevailed.  From day one I knew I was born to promote . So If it’s got to be a six year old Falcon’s lifelong dream,  then it’s got to be advertising. And if it’s got to be an actor with ground beef for hair, and a low budget last minute director, then it’s got to be Tide.