FALCON WILES
potato-file.
autocorrect activist.
bass player.
road rager.
impromptu headstander.
master at making things weird.
bird for hire.
Director’s note
Despite a cabbage patch doll that forgot her lines and a director that pronounced action as “achen,” I prevailed. From day one I knew I was born to promote . So If it’s got to be a six year old Falcon’s lifelong dream, then it’s got to be advertising. And if it’s got to be an actor with ground beef for hair, and a low budget last minute director, then it’s got to be Tide.